Sandwich Bread Overload Committee Agenda

For the love of all things crusty and divine, we must address the pressing issue of Sandwich Bread Overload.

• Define a standard unit of measurement for excessive breadiness.
• Establish a bread-to-meat ratio for optimal sandwich satisfaction.
• Develop a protocol for emergency bread removal.
• Create a support system for the victims of bread-induced trauma.

Related Subcommittees:

• Procrastination Strategies for the Overly-Absent-Minded
• Pancake Utopia for the Chronically Confused